Proper grooming gear and merch for blokes who take pride in being a bit of a mess – handcrafted and designed in New Zealand.

Beard Comb

Have a gander at our mid-priced merch:

Untangle tha’s mess out, thee scruffy so and so.
Stick it in your big old mitten and brush your mane in a downward direction.

Beard comb ✔
Double sided ✔
No instructions needed ✔
Bamboo ✔
Gimmicky catch phrase ✔
Not a reet lot of cash ✔
Now sort that wiry scraggle out, lad.

Trucker Cap – Has Tha Nowt Moist?

One size fits all ✔
Logo featuring ‘Has tha nowt moist?’ strapline ✔
Black and white ✔
Looks proper good on your noggin’.

Beard Brush – Full of Brushy Goodness

Bamboo ✔
Natural bristles ✔
Yeti logo ✔
Proper value ✔
Makes a great gift.